I'm going to f***ing strangle my daughters mother.

Discussion in 'General' started by cortezmachine, Nov 21, 2017.

  1. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    my 12year old cut her beautiful long brown hair off, bleached it, and dyed it blue.

    Like a fucking pixie cut.



    Rage does not begin to describe my feelings.
     
  2. NemesisR6

    NemesisR6 Gristle McThornbody

    But you just got out.
     
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  3. BHP41

    BHP41 Calling out B.A.N. everyday

    Deep breathes, dude. Doing something stupid will only hurt her. Trying times but it’s small compared to where you’ve been. Someday you’ll both look back on this and laugh.
     
  4. condon66

    condon66 Member well known

    What's up with that shit lately?
     
  5. SteveThompson

    SteveThompson Banned by amafan

    Choose your battles wisely. A haircut probably isn't it.
     
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  6. noles19

    noles19 Well-Known Member

    Good thing about hair, it grows back...
     
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  7. stangmx13

    stangmx13 Well-Known Member

    your opinion of her hair matters?
     
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  8. worthless

    worthless Well-Known Member

    Your daughter cut her hair and you're blaming the mother?
     
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  9. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Dude, it's only hair and she's 12. Move on, not like she got a tattoo on her face or shit.
     
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  10. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned

    Damn. You got me there.


    sigh.



    I was just so shocked
     
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  11. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Yeah, she's 12, it's hair, who cares? Is it a poorly done neck/face tattoo? No? No problem....

    Not always.....
     
  12. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Damn, talk about a one-punch knockout. :D
     
  13. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

    i mean... she's seen pics of some of the girls you date? or naw?

    maybe just wants daddy's approval haha
     
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  14. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned


    Wow.....
     
  15. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    My daughter was talking about dying her hair blue and dreading it (she saw a photo of dad in kollege) and I told her "cool but no dreads, they're impossible to get out." "So I can dye it blue?"
    "Sure but you'll kill your hair."

    Then she asked if she could shave it.
    "Sure, grow it in longer and then you can shave it and give it a charity like Locks for Love."
    (her one teammate has cancer so I think this might be more realistic than the blue dreads).

    Man, they're kids and girls at that. They do stupid shit and blue hair is mild stupid shit. :D
     
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  16. Sweatypants

    Sweatypants I am so smart! S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T!

    really man? didn't one girl have cum dumpster tattoo'd on her inner lip or something? and then cupcake girl (same girl?)? and then some of the stories?

    i guess it still stings when its your own daughter. don't worry, i had dyed hair like Superstar DJ Keoki when i was 12... i turned out just fine... sorta...

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    My wife got some temporary dye a couple months ago and does my daughters hair pink all the time, washes right out. I come home from work and she has pink hair and kitty whiskers drawn on her face all the time. She's 3 and loves it.
     
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  18. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Haha dude. Welcome to being a dad. With an effed up mom. We all have them.

    Jesus do we ever.
     
  19. rocalotopus

    rocalotopus thick member

    this thread isn't quite going like you thought.....? :D

    maybe time for a ride/climb/trip to the gym
     
  20. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Save being this upset about something like catching her riding her first wiener or doing her first line of coke. It's only hair.
     
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