Dude at work has been trying to sell his 2011 for $2300 for quite some time. It's bone stock with 1900 miles on it. I just told him I'd give him $1500 for it just to make him quit bugging me about it. He accepted my offer. Lol. Good deal or no?
$1500 is bottom dollar for any running motorcycle. Put a couple bucks into it, race it, and have the rare opportunity to sell it when you're done for even money. I'd take that deal all day long and twice on days that end in Y. Plus, the girl bikes are real popular nowadays.
You will have a lot of fun with it and the turn around for one is bottom dollar 2000$. Start eyeballing clip ons, rearsets, race fairings.
Just buy it and throw it in the garage. When she asks about it just say, "that old thing, I've had it forever." She won't know any better. Or she'll stab you with a fork. Either way, you'll be fine.
I have actually done that before and it worked. Straight up. I've also been busted and then stabbed. It's a catch 22.
But see, this is what I already do. I just blurt shit out as a matter of fact without thinking. Then I get hit.