My dentists assistant laid her boob on my left eye socket

She did. It wasn't intentional though. At least not the first time anyway. Read on....

Today I had a bi-annual cleaning. My cleaner chick was Angie. I like Angie. She's this forty something, divorced mother of two teenage kid, MILF types. Big fake boobs. Tanning bed tan. Clanky costume jewelry. You know the type.
So, I'm laying there listening to her jabber on about some shit staring at her boobs, and she pauses to mention I had a tad of bone loss at one molar. I asked her to show me which one on the X-rays which were just to the right of my head on a video monitor. Because she was sitting on my left, she had to reach over me to point at the screen. When she did that, her right boob rested gently on my left eye socket/forehead area. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't mind it. It was warm. And squishy.

ANYWAY....each time she paused to look at something with my toofies, I'd ask her what she was looking at and she'd lean over to point it out on the monitor. I asked her to show me stuff on the X-rays like over 300 times.


The end.

 

x-rays or it didn't happen






good for ya man!

 

I thought this story would have a happy ending.

 

Silicone or saline?

 

My dental hygienist is a troll.......I'm surprised the Billy Goat's Gruff hasn't missed her yet.

Sucks getting my teeth cleaned.

 

You mean it didn't feel like a bag of sand?

 

Would have been a perfect opportunity to tell her that the bone lost in your molar was found in your pants.

 

Did she alternate hands, and thus boobs?.....or was it the same boob each time?....for that matter, same eye each time?

Did you blink?....did you catch yourself lifting your head to increase load? Did you "puff" into her cleav, or hold your breathe?

Sounds better than a sharp stick in the eye....unless, well, nevermind.

Metalhead is a gawd, girls stick there stuff in his face all the time....:up:

You left out a lot of details that are part of a normal Metalhead story.

 

I'm not gonna lie, it moved.

 

^that's a good thing my friend

 

and he doesn't even own a Grom.....just think of the possibilities

 

:up:

"Look!! I found it!"

 

And, what a perfect time to had taken a selfie!

Remember that next cleaning would 'ya!

 

Is he still pre op or did she get clipped?

 

LeadNoggin sent me a pic of her and I just had to share it.

 

Somebody should slap you.

 

she's a pole dancer.

or is that a maintenance accessory?

 

It's the mushrooms kickin' in.

 

Metal head was high on the laughing gas. He thought it was a boob but it really was his dentist tea bagging him!

 

Then you finally yelled, "the bone has grown."