I'll be logging off in about 15 minutes. That's how much time you have to make your next post explaining why you were banned that time. Because if you don't get it, that can only mean one of two things: either you're stupid, or you didn't read the rules. In other words, you have 15 minutes to prove that you caught up.
Twice, each for a week. Once for quoting a youtube link and once for what was deemed pornographic. Second time I went and rented a backhoe and had me some fun.