Movies you should be embarrassed to like... but you're not.

Well you do have that Chuck Norris kind of thing going on. When you do go see a chick flick, the film morphs into Die Hard.

 

Steel Magnolias
Fried Green Tomatoes

And fugg you in advance.

 

Buck, see that small dude in the corner of your eye sneaking up on you? That's me with a peanut dish coming to knock the white out of you.

 

My eye just twitched.

 

And I liked Driving Miss Daisy.

Maybe I need help.

 

Okay, I figured one out: Balls of Fury

It was stupid, it was bad, but that's what made it funny.
Oh yeah, and Christopher Walken. He was really funny.

 

Okay you wanna be middle aged white woman, I'm kickin' your ass next time we hang. I can't let that pass.


Although I'll watch it when it's on.

 

Wait, they kill a dude in it, cook him up and eat him? No f@ckin' way! I'm off to blockbuster and renting that f@cker!

That redhead chick as a cannibal serial killer! That's fierce! She naked in the movie too?

 

The barbeque'd investigator from Valdosta is a bit more subtle in the movie but it's there. I don't recall any bewbies in the movie.

Fried Green Tomatos the book actually has quite a bit of literary value in the American cannon.

 

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Captain Ron

 

Dude, nothing wrong with that flick. It's actually one of my favorite cult films.

 

Were you wearing your dress and blonde wig while you watched those?

This is making that bet and those pics make so much more sense now.

 

Buck makes a very handsome woman, IMHO

 

Why did I just get the chills and throw up in my mouth a little remembering those pics again?

Buck, we're almost to Columbia heading to Charleston, please tell me you're nowhere near me.

 

Krull

 

Jesus, Marie, you pop back up out of the damn blue to throw out Krull? Taking care of that baby has made you delirious!

 

Don't go and tell me you like Krull, John.

 

You can't be embarrassed for watching Krull, it played on very cable station 2-3 times a day for like 5 years running back in the day.

 

Driving Miss Daisy is one of my all time favorite movies. Not embarrassed about that either. These assholes don't know good movies.