pre race rituals

I like to shave my whole body , bush included and oil up. Thats how daddy likes it.

 

This is actually kind of weak considering what we usually see when this happens.

 

It gets pretty repetitive. They can never think of anything more original than coming out jokes. This is progress.

 

I guess you gotta "hit and run" in those situations. No time to hang out and write a novel.

 

From what you've said about your past results it doesn't seem to be workin' for ya

 

A massive shit is all it takes to get the competitive juices flowing......errr, that didn't sound right.

 

This has Padilla written all over it.

 

I do that daily

 

Personally I like to punch women and stab someone with a screw driver.
If the police show up it's a huge bonus.
I am unstoppable on the track after this ritual. So much so that if you try to pass me I will subconsciously knock you off your bike.

 

Padilla, Gillette and Johnson&Jhohnson from the sounds of it!

 

Papa...it needs an 11 post count

 

shadup, you!

 

Pick my nose... I'll usually get a good start

 

FTMFW!

 

go puke is all

 

Bet you don't leave your phone laying around anymore

 

Everyone already knows he ghey so I didn't have much to work with.