Y'all is Mongo ok? Someone crashed the Weinermobile.

I'm with Mongo....you guys can have all the beaks and balls you want

 

I saw it going south on 31 just north of South Haven around 9am.

 

Fine, had Spam and eggs for breakfast the other day.

 

Is Spam similar to a wiener?

 

Lips n balls n ears n feet so yeah

 

I'd really love to crash that thing.

 

So, it was a kinda roller dog.

 

But this one had a motor

 

And that nasty hotdog water oozed out all over the pavement, be careful...it's slippery!

 

And it probably resulted in an increased amount of roadkill in that area with all the critters coming out to slurp it all up.

 

Looking at the accident photos I notice that’s one of the new mini-weiners, not the classic big one.

Do they still run the big ones, or are they all the mini ones now?

 

Different view of the scene:

 

So instead of side boob, it’s side wang?

 

It was probably just cold out.

 

Last I heard they only had 1 mini wennie.

 

And here I thought it was just Peyronie's disease.

 

Imagine getting rear-ended by that thing.

 

"Get back baby, I don't know how big this thing gets"

 

Well I see it's a Chrysler. That explains things.