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U dont kiss me, u dont hug me, u dont pay attention to me...

Discussion in 'General' started by pashlit, Mar 20, 2009.

  1. pashlit

    pashlit Well-Known Member

    Thats what my wifey just said:eek:
    Its a rainy dragging day here, and women usually go nuts on such days. No matter what u do...u goona be blamed on smth. anyway...
    Ohhh...why are they such complicated creatures..and we keep chasing them :cool:

    Are they all like that??
     
  2. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    No, only half. The other half say don't touch me, stop kissing me, leave me alone.
     
  3. frackadelic

    frackadelic Buddha Stalin is Chronic

    Nah, I think that's only a few days out of each month.
     
  4. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Have you met the blonde woman?
     
  5. 88/532

    88/532 Simply Antagonistical

    Tell her your johnson feels the same way.
     
  6. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    And thats when they switch to be part of the other half.:D
     
  7. pashlit

    pashlit Well-Known Member

    Those "few days" have already passed
     
  8. sch2046

    sch2046 Well-Known Member

    I feel your pain, just got the same talk.

    I just got the same speach. I travel every week and provide the lifestyle we have and get my balls busted........ They are complicated and fun, all at the same time.:beer:
     
  9. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Tell her to meet you at the door naked and ready and there will be no problem.
     
  10. frackadelic

    frackadelic Buddha Stalin is Chronic

    (long as you don't mind sleeping on the couch)
     
  11. caferace

    caferace No.

    Hmm. Then tell her to take a shower, get all dolled up and pour yourself a refreshing beverage.

    You're going to need it. :p

    -jim
     
  12. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    What do you think you're doing?...Where do you think you're going to put that?...Get it away from me.
     
  13. ftlbs

    ftlbs Active Member




    what's wrong with You?! A rainy dragging day is perfect for that sort of thing. When the sun comes ride.
     
  14. sdg

    sdg *

    "bye"
     
  15. JeF4y

    JeF4y Sweet Tea & Grits!

    "Of course I do honey! Look at this thread I even posted about it on the WERA forum!"
     
  16. :crackup:
     
  17. rk97

    rk97 Well-Known Member

    "things my motorcycle doesn't bitch about, for $100, Alex."
     
  18. Team G

    Team G Wake me when its over

    U dont kiss me, u dont hug me, u dont pay attention to me...

    Did you say something? I wasn't paying attention......get me a beer while you're over there too...
     
  19. Bing Bing Bing...we have a winner!

    Now...pashlit...go grab your wife, pinch her butt, slap it whatever. Tell her to get her pretty ass into the bedroom for some rainy day make up sex!:up: Tell her she can scream as loud as she wants too...no one can hear her.:up::D
     
  20. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    You guys and your whiney women. It just furter proves to me that I have a damned good one. I get anything and everything I want with no bitching, ever. It'll be 15 years of dating this weekend. Hell, maybe I SHOULD marry her!
     

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