Total Recall is Here!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...ts-find-secret-of-reversing-bad-memories.html

 

I was going to comment, but I forgot what I was going to say.

 

Obviously you had nothing good to say, or you wouldn't have forgotten.

 

Some of you serial daters might need this.

 

I could have saved them a lot of time and effort. Booze will make you forget or not remember the bad memories

 

No way dating crazy is a lesson you don't want to lose or you might repeat.

 

I figured every sheep you bring home has the same "Bah"

 

Two choices: date crazy, or join the monastery.

 

Not true. There's also: "date a nagging version of your mom" or "date super boring with no depth or substance or hobbies" or "date inexperienced socially awkward 40 year old virgin"...

you got a few more choices that you probably don't wanna make.

 

The worry is with enough alcohol it might be a goat

 

Yes but you are the crazy that the woman worry about.... I am a catch

 

shewt! get serious here... i'm adorable and hilarious and intelligent and a perfect mix of baby face and boyish charms with rugged amazingness. i'm also stubborn and indifferent to others and lack empathy and cynical. can't win em' all...

 

There is always the gay option.

 

That's covered under "date crazy".

There's some mighty fucking whacked out queens out there. :wow:

 

I bet you would make a good queen.

 

Wanna make a wager, Moneypants?

 

Are you going to be for or against yourself?

 

I'm willing to throw the odds for a healthy payout

 

I will buy you a nice dress.

 

You keep pushing that muthafkr and he'll end up gay and fighting in Seria.