This sounds more Florida

But it could be near Miami Ohio. So that would make sense.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/zebra-bites-ohio-man-arm-174617364.html

 

How the hell does a zebra take an arm off ?

 

How disarming.

 

With a Katana?

 

Sounds like a donkey on steroids.

 

They tend to exhibit that sort of behavior in their natural habitat in the Ohio winter.

 

I blame Chris Rock. He voiced one OK Zebra in the movies and ow Zebra's errywhere are rebeling and taking arms off.


Also if someone on site didnt say, "Its only a flesh wound", I am deeply saddened.

 

Don't worry, FL has the pending seaweed invasion to restore their record.

 

Saw that, they're doooomed !

 

What a terrible mindset. Harvest that shit and sell it to the vegans.

 

Harvest the vegans and feed them to the seaweed.

 

Nah, this is pure Florida. And in Marathon! https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/little-stank-keys-738519

 

Why would Vega owners want seaweed?

 

Cheaper than bondo?

 

They wanted Vegas...they aren't picky.

 

Ohio is the Florida of the north. This was the story last week…..

https://apnews.com/article/cocaine-cat-wild-ohio-cincinnati-zoo-c7af47b6c0e0b7c2fd40b9c36ec470fd

 

Proposition for new movie title (and scenario at the same time) : "Meth Donkey".

 

Fixerated.
Now its a romcom. Gets the female audience too.

 

Broome gonna gitcha!!