So what's the show / tour that you think sucked so bad you thought everyone should get a refund or are surprised people actually paid money? There have to be a few you've seen.
Years ago I went to the bob mould electronica dance party thing in DC. Should be fun, some great music and maybe watch some hot chicks dance plus I’m a mark for bob mould. No and I mean NO hot chicks but there were a lot of shirtless dudes, almost all ripped, dancing their asses off having a great time. I had heard of hot stuff before but, that stuff on a few hundred sweaty dudes is like tear gas.
Fuck that shit. Was supposed to go to what turned out to be his last show and no way was I going to that. I went to some poetry reading/ performance art shit up the street (had to be some hot chicks there!) and left that to wait for my buddies who did go only to see GG marching up the middle of the street, naked, covered in shit, attacking/ being attacked by his “fans.” Fuck GG Allin!
Riverdance 25 year anniversary tour three nights this week I gotta deal with this Irish trash. What's my move?
Get some whisky and start spitting game. Law of averages says at least one of the Irish dudes will fall for you.