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Sitting in the waiting room…

Discussion in 'General' started by pickled egg, May 1, 2024.

  1. 27

    27 Well-Known Member

    this isn’t the 90s thread man! No way any of us senior members got energy for anything but memories of crazy talk like this :D
     
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  2. 27

    27 Well-Known Member

    you got new dating ideas? Red Lodge mental health cruising for red heads in your red stallion mobile?!? ;)
     
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  3. motion

    motion Nihilistic Member

    Dude I'm spoken for
     
  4. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    That’s about half of the ones in mine…
     

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  5. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Why? At least ones at a therapist’s office can acknowledge they’re fucked in the head. :stupid:

    I think you mean satyriasis…

    Dammit!

    Next week!

    We aim to please. :D
     
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  6. wsmc42

    wsmc42 Well-Known Member

    Hahaha. I think Brit summed it up perfectly.
     
  7. 27

    27 Well-Known Member

    I forgot about @Boman Forklift R&R forever California lunch and your spa day… that’s all it took eh?!? Damn… one of you is a cheap date for a lock-in… you even skipped your dude date for Adele for F1 with @Wingnut last year… :Poke:

    Seriously though glad you’re really happy man, whatever it took to get there.

    I’ll expect you to arrange for some local talent when I visit at least so keep your eyes open for tall dark haired blue eyed halfbreed women for me ;)
     
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  8. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    They are at therapy to assign blame for being fucked in the head. It's entirely possible that you will be useful in that regard.
     
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  9. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    It’s a familiar role for me. ;)
     
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  10. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    A good looking, ginger, therapist; what could go wrong with that ?
     
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  11. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    A good buddy's second wife was in school to be a therapist. She left him with all her student loans and credit card debt when she f'd him over in the divorce - a month after she became licensed.

    therapist = RUN!
     
  12. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Ask her what her favorite Sean Connery Jeopardy skit is?

    If it’s “The Rapist for $400” you’re in and marry her.

    If it’s “Anal bum cover”, you may be in but watch your corn hole.

    If you lectures you about how Sean Connery was a misogynistic pig then I just saved you for 3 shitty vegan dates and maybe, an unenthusiastic handy.
     
  13. yokohama1

    yokohama1 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, just ask Tony Soprano.
     
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  14. MGM

    MGM Well-Known Member

    If that’s an issue he’s having, he needs a long stint in therapy:)
     
  15. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Ya know what I really love about posting shit like this?

    It amuses the fuck out of you toothless yokels…and infuriates the fuck out of a certain person. :D
     
  16. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    I will blame at least 37.67% of those typos on my iphone screen/keybord and 12.23% on the Guinness. The rest is me.
     
  17. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    ... and they say Mainiacs aren't prone to passive-aggressive behavior...




    :beer:
     
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  18. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    I don’t do passive aggressive.

    I do active aggressive. :D
     
  19. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Autocorrect saves me from embarrassing myself every time I make a ducking mistake. ;)
     
  20. OldSchlPunk

    OldSchlPunk Well-Known Member

    Show her your nuts.
     
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