Sitting in the waiting room…

this isn’t the 90s thread man! No way any of us senior members got energy for anything but memories of crazy talk like this

 

you got new dating ideas? Red Lodge mental health cruising for red heads in your red stallion mobile?!?

 

Dude I'm spoken for

 

That’s about half of the ones in mine…

 

Why? At least ones at a therapist’s office can acknowledge they’re fucked in the head.

I think you mean satyriasis…

Dammit!

Next week!

We aim to please.

 

Hahaha. I think Brit summed it up perfectly.

 

I forgot about @Boman Forklift R&R forever California lunch and your spa day… that’s all it took eh?!? Damn… one of you is a cheap date for a lock-in… you even skipped your dude date for Adele for F1 with @Wingnut last year…

Seriously though glad you’re really happy man, whatever it took to get there.

I’ll expect you to arrange for some local talent when I visit at least so keep your eyes open for tall dark haired blue eyed halfbreed women for me

 

They are at therapy to assign blame for being fucked in the head. It's entirely possible that you will be useful in that regard.

 

It’s a familiar role for me.

 

A good looking, ginger, therapist; what could go wrong with that ?

 

A good buddy's second wife was in school to be a therapist. She left him with all her student loans and credit card debt when she f'd him over in the divorce - a month after she became licensed.

therapist = RUN!

 

Ask her what her favorite Sean Connery Jeopardy skit is?

If it’s “The Rapist for $400” you’re in and marry her.

If it’s “Anal bum cover”, you may be in but watch your corn hole.

If you lectures you about how Sean Connery was a misogynistic pig then I just saved you for 3 shitty vegan dates and maybe, an unenthusiastic handy.

 

Yeah, just ask Tony Soprano.

 

If that’s an issue he’s having, he needs a long stint in therapy

 

Ya know what I really love about posting shit like this?

It amuses the fuck out of you toothless yokels…and infuriates the fuck out of a certain person.

 

I will blame at least 37.67% of those typos on my iphone screen/keybord and 12.23% on the Guinness. The rest is me.

 

... and they say Mainiacs aren't prone to passive-aggressive behavior...

 

I don’t do passive aggressive.

I do active aggressive.

 

Autocorrect saves me from embarrassing myself every time I make a ducking mistake.

 

Show her your nuts.