School me on investing...

Way to stay classy

 

Ever heard of UPS? You know the brown truck company? Keep HATIN and swinging from Captain Idiot nutz.

This happened a few years ago. JUMIA will use "ALL" available resources to deliver to their customers. E-bike, motorcycle, horse, UPS, Pick up locations, Pigeon Mail, and even have ASSminer deliver DEEZ NUTZ at times. You have to be a damn good company to navigate Africa, BUT the motherland is growing faster than ever and JUMIA is about to break the code. Light years ahead of the rest.

https://group.jumia.com/news/ups-partners-with-jumia-to-expand-its-logistics-services-in-africa

 

I went to public schools vice private, so the "system" says I have no class. You are such a POS!

 

https://group.jumia.com/news/exclus...oint-to-inflection-point-in-q3-ceo-dufay-says

 

They'll kidnap the driver and ransom him.

If he has nice shoes or sunglasses they love those.

Call police in Somalia? Good luck, They'll keep your shit and the bad guys shit.

 

In the unlikely event anyone actually believed the Resident Idtio...

 

How does the Schnabel, Beets, and Ness Investment Group rate this investment?

 

JFC.... we're stupid, not THAT stupid

 

I own three Buells. Speak for yourself.

 

That’s two more than me, but I lost my ass in the tech bubble. I made around $10 a share on BABA, it is now up another $50, and I bought a bunch of DTREF one time.

 

Stupid enough to listen to a gahtdamn dookie scooper.

 

They stopped teaching "versus" in public schools?

 

Dude was oppressed. Give him a break.

 

Generally after two black eyes, a fella learns…

 

Drilling Confirms Strong Grades in North Pipe

https://api.investi.com.au/api/announcements/dtr/7e90bd96-0df.pdf

Aaaaaaaaand the market doesn't give a shit.

SHOW ME THE REEs!!!!!!!

 

Now, now, the market loves it!! She rocketed up 3.6% last night on the Australia exchange.

 

Wow, just checked DTREF before leaving work tonight and it is down 12%

can’t wait till six months from now when I’m buying @auminer some whistle pig.

 

Using it to start the fire we are burning him with?

 

I just don't fuckin' get it.

No news, no reason, just fuckin nosedive.

Ain't selling.

The only remotely tangential news item I can find is that their neighbor LKYRF is about to PP dilution all over current shareholders to the tune of 15 million shares.

FML.

I'ma just stick to cash under the gahtdamn mattress.

Or tulip bulbs.

Or wannabe Amazon's in TWSs.

 

Tulip bulbs…how about bitcoin.