School me on investing...

She’s not the prettiest li’l lady on Earth, but she sounds like a wild little skank. I’m a sick puppy, so I think we’d get along. Maybe I’d even let Frodo have sloppy seconds if he asked nicely. Alas, they’ll both suicide soon.

Know my favorite part of the pandemic and the past few years? They don’t even try to hide the nefarious dealings, murders, corruption, or pretend to give a shit about the hoi polloi anymore. Even the state media don’t even make a pretense of neutrality now. It’s just beautiful. We’re basically just the Soviet Union with better weather. Is there a betting market for Sam’s life expectancy? I give it a week.

 

Yeah, anybody getting their financial advice from social media kinda deserve whatever happens to them.

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

 

Fixerated.

 

you could just Cramer the beeb and do everything opposite of anything suggested here. i think some people have done decently under that strategy.

 

Fixerated.

 

I had a guy that did that for his football pool.
Played as normal and did an "anti" pick, which reversed his normal picks.

His "anti" did better than he did normally

 

I should try that for the motogp pool next year

 

So, not Rossi this coming year?

 

This one ?

 

Yeah. Should have checked with @cortezmachine right here on this very beeb before doing anything.

 

Quote : "I don't know how many dicks were in me as I didn't do the math."

 

Could only be three unless she's double parking them. No wonder they lost all that money, she can't count to 3 or 5 or 6.

 

huh?

i havent given any financial advice. I’ve only stated my own personal strategies and thoughts on conditions. I haven’t pushed anything on anyone. Not sure why you’re singling me out. As far as I can tell there’s quite a few losing their asses. I can’t say the same

 

Looking like we might get to -1000 on the DJIA.

Buy when there's blood in the streets, they say.

Puff-puff-pass.

 

I wouldn't call a 3% drop "blood in the streets" just yet

 

""Something something... If there's ever a 1000 point drop in the Dow, something something [REDACTED] ought to resign.""

 

The beeb goes dark ... Dow down 750+ points.

Start up the conspiracies!

I say it is related to Toe's gf Sue Zooki leaving GP Town.

 

Of course my stupid ass forgot to sell the other day.