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Okay time to liven things up a bit with some jokes!

Discussion in 'General' started by Pepe Le Ghey Pew, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

  2. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    Knock knock
     
  3. gixxernaut

    gixxernaut Hold my beer & watch this

    Who's there?
     
  4. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

  5. gixxernaut

    gixxernaut Hold my beer & watch this

    Hike who

    (like I don't know what's coming...)
     
  6. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    Gullible Beeber.
    Motoboy waits with bated breath.
    Sets the perfect trap.
     
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  7. gixxernaut

    gixxernaut Hold my beer & watch this

    Hike who fooled no one.
    Gixxernaut just played along.
    But I liked the joke.
     
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  8. Martin Lewis

    Martin Lewis Can we go back to the track already?

    You'd have gotten me.
     
  9. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    I am no longer allowed to help my son with his American History homework when I told that the answer to, "How did Paul Revere complete his midnight ride?" was, "He did it like this, he did it like that, he did it with a whiffleball bat."
     
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  10. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    HR wants me to sign up for the 401k at work.

    To hell with that... The 5k they talked me into last year damn near killed me.
     
  11. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    When I walked into the house from work today, I said to the missus, "I've been so damn busy today, I don't know if I'm coming or going."

    She looked me right in the eyes and said, "You're going, honey."

    "When you're coming, you look like a stroke victim trying to whistle."
     
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  12. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night."

    The priest is silent for a moment, and then says "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.

    "And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.

    "No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that fucking smirk off your face!"
     
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  13. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony but you can never eat too much pie because the Sin of π is always 0. o_O
     
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  14. rd400racer

    rd400racer Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Every horse in the Kentucky Derby traces its lineage back to Secretariat.

    This is a clear case of neighpotism.
     
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  16. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    I'm waiting for someone to get on their high horse about the lack of diversity.
     
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  17. gixxernaut

    gixxernaut Hold my beer & watch this

    We live in troubled times when someone can just trot out a claim like that and everyone just equines it with the truth.
     
  18. tiggen

    tiggen Things are lookin' up.

    I got a knock, knock joke, but somebody else has to start it.
     
  19. Martin Lewis

    Martin Lewis Can we go back to the track already?

    (watch me walk into this one)
    Knock, knock
     
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  20. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Who's there?
     
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