"Official" Craigslist failure thread

I will not buy from anyone who cannot use correct spelling in their ads. Dang, dude. Proofread.

Dawn

 

Lake County.


Listen. I've been looking for a quality one of those. I'm gonna need that, an alligator skull and a rubber chicken.

 

:FL:

 

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/3068299038.html

 

http://columbus.craigslist.org/mcy/3031587345.html

I mean really... these ppl have to be on drugs when they post this shit

 

You should call him and ask which middle school he flunked out of last year.

 

Middle School? you give him more credit than i would.

 

1800 FIRM!

what a piece of shit

http://scranton.craigslist.org/cto/3055559638.html

 

Someone spent a lot of time and a ton of money putting a cherry on that slagheap.

 

http://gulfport.craigslist.org/zip/3072854113.html

 

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/3072760405.html

 

I'd love to rock that at a TD.

 

You called?

 

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, D.C.)

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya.
Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree.
Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.
It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really sling the s--- for amazing distances.
I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way.
I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country.
I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.

 

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/bab/3091135200.html

 

Beautiful truck-car:

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/3091802234.html

 

Hey, he says he's got over $6 grand in that thing. Its a steal.

 

E TN.

What can I say?