The one thing that would make the meme sweeter is if you have a knot-tying guide that you never bothered to use.
That reminds me of the Drill Sergeants yelling at us in the chow line..."Rockets to sockets, nuts to butts, make your buddy smile! Tighten up that line, maggots!"
Funny story : For my temporary duty between A school and nuke school, I was assigned to be that guy, monitoring the chow line, nuts to butts, STFU, etc. at the recruit training center there in Orlando. One lunchtime, I'm politely requesting silence when I hear someone behind me say, "Why don't YOU STFU?" I whipped around ready to go Sgt Hartman on someone when I see one of my high school running buddies, shiteatin' grin and everyone around him with eyes big as saucers. I'm like, "Danny fuckin Wilson! How the hell are you, man!" Weird how small the world is.