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Macho, Macho men

Discussion in 'General' started by Dave K, May 30, 2023.

  1. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Britt, it ain’t no “mad beard.” It’s a sad ass whiskey tango, almost hipster combo and it’s all turning white but. . . I’ll post one over at the ‘gores next week with the kid from gradeeeation. :D
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  2. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    Yup, this. There is no reason to treat face hair any different than the hair on the top of your head. I once kickstarted a BSA 441 Victim. It sucked.
  3. pfhenry

    pfhenry Well-Known Member

    The San Francisco giants have mustache may for metal heath awareness of your bros... good time to grow one.
  4. pickled egg

    pickled egg We need moah buttah


    Bang your head, bro. ;)
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  5. 27

    27 Well-Known Member

    that because Metallica and Megadeath were from there? Odd... sounds gayer than a mustache on a penis...
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  6. 27

    27 Well-Known Member

    you rock dude... always make me laugh... thanks... needed that today
  7. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    I've had a few 441's over the years. No matter how old they get, they never have more than about 7000 miles on them. It doesn't take many thirty minute kick starting sessions to relegate a bike to the back of the barn for a decade or two.
  8. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    got some of that beard stuff for a birthday few years back. used it once and decided it was not for me.

    once a month or so i use a brush. or shave it off.
  9. pickled egg

    pickled egg We need moah buttah

    Once a MONTH?

    You don’t have a beard, you’ve got peach fuzz.
  10. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    I can't ever get past the itchy stage so I know nothing about beard maintenance.
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  11. Steak Travis

    Steak Travis Well-Known Member

    I'm in recurrent training right now and I'm seeing several dick brooms on the younger pilots.
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  12. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    I grow one every fall and take it off in the spring. I keep it short and don't do anything special with it, wash it with my 2 in 1 body wash shampoo and that's it.
  13. 27

    27 Well-Known Member

    dude :crackup::crackup:

    I have never in my life heard them called “dick brooms” :crackup::crackup:

    my new favorite saying

    “taint tickler” I’ve heard and used
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  14. CBRRRRR999

    CBRRRRR999 Well-Known Member

    Tried a couple times in the Navy in my 20s. Came in brindle and sparse so I gave up. I agree most facial hair looks lame but I have some friends that rock the 70s porn stache or the Marlboro man.
    Sucks for scubadiving anyway.
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  15. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    nah man, i get a full beard easily. once a month is going full lumberjack to zero.
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  16. JBraun

    JBraun Well-Known Member

    Living in SD, you can pick always pick out the team guys and fighter pilots. The attire is different but they're united by a mil spec dick broom.
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  17. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    I disagree, but that's just me. If I used nothing but bar soap on it, it would turn into a mangy, raggedy mess over time....not trying to look like an unkempt neckbeard :D

    I kickstarted an Islo once in my early teens ;)
  18. GixxerJohn011

    GixxerJohn011 Well-Known Member

    I haven’t kickstarted a BSA so I ain’t skeered to say it…call me what you will. I use a couple Beard Guyz products because it’s readily available at every HEB. Mine is stupid coarse and each hair has a mind of its own. I have a wash/conditioner then throw some oil at it and a paste of some sort to get it all going the same way.
    At stubble’ish I’d say just try and find a wash with some sort of conditioner to help with the itch. After that it’s kind of trial and error.
  19. 27

    27 Well-Known Member

    BBS Beard Club
    “Damn we’re smooth”
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  20. pickled egg

    pickled egg We need moah buttah

    Look Shitting Bull, just because your people can’t grow facial hair don’t give you any right to disparage those of us with all the testosterone. :Poke: :Poke:

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