Lilo expecting.

@Dave K. I guess she grew up, or something like it. Good for her!

 

It’s Dave K’s troll, wait until Sam finds out

 

Who?

 

Enter another future completely fucked up kid.

 

Lilo Pelekai?

 

Lindsey Lohan I guess?

 

What are the odds of that kid being anywhere close to normal?

 

The same as you getting a blowjob from someone that doesn't keep their teeth in a glass overnight.

 

I'll note that gums don't leave cuts and abrasions.

 

Good LORD!

 

Just sayin, a woman is born with every egg she'll ever ovulate.

That poor child's egg did every shot, line, dab, snort, and hit that that crazyass crackrabbit ever did.

 

dude I’m snot and tears laughing for 10 min… thanks for that… this needs that best of thread

 

Meh! If Paris can manage to have a kid at 45 or whatever, my junkie princess can fire off twins while snorting blow off a wino’s dick and farting unicorn dust.

 

Great Expectations...hehe

 

Hmmm...that's better than I thought.

 

I read somewhere that three people were involved in the making of that baby and it didn't come out of Paris.

 

Where did it come out of ? Lyon ?

 

Sounds like a bunch of Boulogne to me.