Largest cougar ever?!?

I'm not entirely sure if this is actually bragging rights territory....

https://a-z-animals.com/blog/the-largest-cougar-ever-caught-in-texas/

 

"That’s like the weight of an average washing machine!"

Jesus Christ, do you guys measure anything in actual fucking units? Like how many people have ever lifted a washing machine, and think, "damn, THIS is how much a large cougar weighs? "

 

The largest Cougars are in Michigan's upper Peninsula bars , just before closing time

 

I live in the highest concentration of mountain lion in the state of AZ.

I'm hoping to draw a tag

 

Does it count if she is hot and has a big bank account?

 

I bagged a 250# (115 kilogram) (18 stone) cougar out of Albuquerque in 1997, but I didn't put it on the internet.

My favorite was the svelte-ass boomer widow cougar in Groton, CT in 1989, though. She had it goin' on!

 

Dude, everyone here knows how much a washing machines weighs.. wtf?!

How else do you know which size hand truck to use?

 

I thought this was going to be a discussion thread about some poor soul who had mattress rodeo with my ex wife.

 

Well... Was she in Philly in ~1992?

 

Mattress rodeo!

 

No idea...but we are not far away from Filthadelphia here by Annapolis. Back in 1992 she was 1/3rd of the blob she is now. If you take her to Filthy now, there's NO cheesesteak that's safe.

 

(1.25 washing machine)

 

I thought this was slang for a mechanical bull?

 

Only if she's willing to actually spend it on you.

 

The cougar that tried to cup my balls and tried to get her son onto varsity soccer was at least 6’1 with yoshimura level after market boobs. Maybe 30 years ago I’d have given her 2 minutes of disappointing hate f@ck before I told her I coached lacrosse but . . . I let her off easy.

 

An old lady hit this one months back on my way to work

 

Subscribed to this channel, I am puma, his name is Messi, as well as his sister’s, Gerda, who’s a cheetah. Both resscues.

 

That’s tragic actually. Gorgeous animal. But too close to hoomans.

 

Jennifer Coolidge is getting bigger each time I see her on tv.