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It's even uglier in person

Discussion in 'General' started by StaccatoFan, May 24, 2024.

  1. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan Our National Nightmare is over

    Spotted today: upload_2024-5-24_15-50-22.png

    I thought they looked like a cheap half-assed movie prop from an old sci fi movie. And I was right. But in person they look even more cheaply built than that.
     
  2. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Wtf is that?
     
  3. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Fugly.
     
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  4. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan Our National Nightmare is over

    The Tesla CyberFuckTard.

    Designed for people that sit down when they pee.
     
  5. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    I was walking around one yesterday. It's much larger than I thought, but even uglier in person.
     
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  6. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Attention-whore-mobile.
     
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  7. Jed

    Jed mellifluous

    Mitsubishi.
     
  8. elvee

    elvee Well-Known Member

    The biggest thing I noticed on the one I saw parked somewhere was the amount of staining and discoloration around the door handles and edges from oily hands. Noticeable from 20 feet away. So much for "stainless."
     
  9. swissrcr

    swissrcr Active Member

    Obviously never help your wife clean the bathroom.
     
  10. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan Our National Nightmare is over

    Obviously you haven’t read the divorce thread discussion
     
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  11. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Saw an all black one on the highway about 2 weeks ago.....indeed, goofy looking.
     
  12. swissrcr

    swissrcr Active Member

    No I didn't read that.maybe there is a reason why you are in it.
     
  13. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    Because he pees standing up?
     
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  14. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    There’s a pink around falls church
     
  15. tony 340

    tony 340 Well-Known Member

    If you're advertising it as a truck, shouldn't it do truck things ?

    Or is this like the Subaru for diabetic, obese, short lesbians type marketing.
     
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  16. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    Homer did it first yrs ago! download.jpg
     
  17. 418

    418 Expert #59

    I had one pass me and it looked ridiculous. Build quality looks shit from 50 yards away.
     
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  18. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe EV Hater

    Kill it with fire
     
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  19. pickled egg

    pickled egg Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Rebel635

    Rebel635 Well-Known Member

    There was a guy who made a video on ownership after a month or 6 weeks. The amount of crap that broke, stopped working, or was crap from get go was ridiculous. What was even funnier was watching him cope and talk himself into “it’s fine….”

    buddy any other manufacturer and the pitchforks would have been out a looong time ago. I swear Tesla owners are secretly masochists.
     
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