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It's rare that I laugh uncontrollably amongst strangers, but these slugs in DTW are wondering WTF is so funny right now. Thanks. :up:

 

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So i just had a greasy old guy come in needing some stuff done to his truck. I get in it to drive it around and swear i smell shit in this truck somewhere. I pull it in and look in all the floor boards,under the seats,check the bottom of my shoes...nothing. Then i start busting a gut laughing because i realize "holy f@ck! That bastard just Dave K'd me"

 

I think up escalators are my favorites. I like to think the people behind me are being dragged through my vapors. I also enjoy ripping ass on airplanes but they're only really fun if they're silent. Drag a good one down the aisle and all the world is your playground.

 

well done!

 

I like to keep a good one festering when I board a plane and let it woosh out hot and silently, timed perfectly when I pass through first class. My ass is at the perfect level to meet with their stuck up first class noses.

(Sorry for the revival of a classic Dave K thread )

 

It’s all you’s. Rip ass on the unsuspecting, the unaware and the unready.
I hope to never get on a plane ever again and not another night in a hotel.

 

The one time I get an upgrade and here comes Dave K pretending he’s the Enola Gay delivering the goods..

 

Tough to top this! Definitely hero status!

 

That's (cl)ass warfare!

 

Icing on the cake would have been an eye contact ‘thats’s hot’ immediately after the sonic boom.

 

There a weird dude on Instagram that does exactly this and films it. Oh the simple joys of the internet.

 

Yes. Biochemical FTW !

 

Why? It’s funny in the moment and on the right occasion but to do it as a TikTok prank should get your ass kicked.

Too many people today have never been punched in the face.

 

Dude does it for a living. A real shit show, if you get my drift...

I have to admit he cracked me up a few times. Check him out https://m.youtube.com/user/SuperStu...250FrO1oJ9fhHi1QrQ_aem_1MDALQbiJWiHNCBC5xb3aQ

 

This.