Co-worker talks too much

Sit on down, there's so much to catch up on!

 

You need to bring photos of someone's kids to show him.
"And this is little Jake, he is soooo amazing!"

 

That's a great one, I'm using that one!

 

Everyone else on the crew has resorted to bringing lunch or starving themselves to avoid him. I let them know how I feel. They laughed at me.

 

What does want to talk about? Maybe it’s something cool.

 

Get an empty pill bottle and carry it with you at work.

Next time he starts gum flapping, look him straight in the eye and then go third knuckle deep in your nostril.

Pull it out and study it. Pull out your pill bottle and carefully scrape your fingertip off into it.

Offer it to him, ask him if he wants a bite.


Bet he steers clear of *YOU* going forward.


*note, this has a small, but horrific, chance of backfiring.

 

Can you demo third knuckle, I think that would give anybody brain damage. I don’t think you can even get to the second knuckle?

 

Must have big nostrils and small fingers

 

"Shure says they have a big announcement. Maybe they made the sm58 without phantom power hehehehehe"
"That Chelo show will probably get cancelled. They will wait until the last minute. Jason said sales aren't good hehehehehe."

Motherfucker when I leave work to go have tacos the last thing I want to hear about is fucking work.

 

I recall you used to have bigger problems.

 

The best defense is a good offence.
If every time Steeltoe sees this guy, he starts hustling
at him pulling another stack of pictures out of his
pocket, that guy will learn to avoid toe.

"Hey, wait up, Charlene was in her school play
in first grade and I have some really cute pictures
to show you. I got it on video, too, lemme pull my
phone out, this is so precious!"

 

Your concept is very good, but I think the specifics could be better. Steel toe needs to play to his strengths and show this guy a multitude of Suzuki stuff. Start out with some racing videos of Suzukis and then start asking his opinion about some marketplace finds, followed up with some brochures from the local dealer. This can go on forever with BNG.

 

Show him this thread, you'll be friends for life! https://forums.13x.com/index.php?threads/the-crumpet-i-suppose-b-sheene.306001/

 

Tried to give him the slip today and I was almost out the door, he saw me.

So did our other audio guy.

They're both sitting here talking show biz shit. As Metalhead would say I'm bout to snap.

 

Today I did something really out of character for me… I was walking to the jeep in a parking lot a beautiful day sun is shining and some old dude was shuffling to his Prius… I never talk to people and never have anyone talk to me… my pleasant disposition I’m sure… but today… I’m passing I said to the guy “how do you like your Prius?” Rather than answering me with a “I like it” or “it’s great” the crusty old fuck goes into a book of a response about running over an unprotected electric cord and a 58mpg tank of fuel none of them were relevant and since I asked I was trying to be accommodating but I just said… “that’s nice man, I’ve got to go” I fucking knew better than to ever speak to anyone… that’s probably like 27 seconds that I’ll never get back

when I’m old and someone talks to me I’ll just yell “fuck off punk!” I might already be there

 

Did you show them pictures of your kids?

 

"how do you like your Prius?" is akin to-

 

I'm going the other way..In a conference a few days ago. Was whispering to the activities director. The bitch at the end of the table shushed me!
I let it go, but was pissed,considering all these cackling hens talk shit whenever they feel the need.
Then yesterday the physical therapist sits down,and immediately,in front of everyone asks that I not speak so much during the 2 conferences!
Who the fock does she think she is?? Both girls I sit next to are patting my leg,and telling me not to get pissed. Waay too late for that! I reserve
an extra gear of ass-holiness I rarely use,but game on bitches. Any,and all small talk will catch hell from me,from here on out!!
The honeymoon is over!! This same dumbass physical therapist was just called out by our administrator for talking in morning stand up.
Stoopid wimmenz.. petty!!