Loved that flick! "Tobie Wong, charling f'ing Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of one ear and Charlie CHan out the other"
Yup Don't talk, watch! Don't talk, watch! You came here. Watch it. Don't like it? Walk out. We still have all your ****ing money. Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you. I'm sitting there! I am everywhere at once and I will cut you up. If you make out here, I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a linoleum knife. Do not explain the plot. If you don't understand, then you should not be here. Your money is our money and we will spend it on drugs. Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly. Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease. Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this. Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets. Run over it after the show. If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes. This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner. If I find that you've sold it on eBay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half.
Yeah, but you never walked to a Saturday matinees at the movie house that was "healthfully air-conditioned" with the guys from down the block with a dollar you stole off the old man's dresser and used it for admission, a Coke and Rasinettes and watched the a double feature that had all the coolness of the opening of "Raiders." Sometimes it is better to be old....
Three pages in and no one has mentioned Blazing Saddles? What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here?
Faster. Yea I know I'm bias. But watching the footage (most of it in slow mo, iirc) while Ewan mcgregor calmly narrates the beautiful madness on screen still gives me chills.