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best movie opening scenes of all time

Discussion in 'General' started by joec, May 17, 2015.

  1. Robin172

    Robin172 Well-Known Member

    The Deep.
     
  2. younglion

    younglion Well-Known Member

    First 12 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.
     
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  3. rk97

    rk97 Well-Known Member

    Ace Ventura, pet detective
     
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  4. thrak410

    thrak410 My member is well known

    Can't believe no one mentioned Reservoir Dogs !!!

    [​IMG]
     
  5. dantheman

    dantheman Yeah, it hurt.....

    Loved that flick!

    "Tobie Wong, charling f'ing Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of one ear and Charlie CHan out the other"
     
  6. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Does all of that (the DI speech) happen before the opening credits?
     
  7. svtinker

    svtinker Well-Known Member

    Le Femme Nikita
     
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  8. 600 dbl are

    600 dbl are Shake Zoola the mic rula

    /thread
     
  9. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Is this the "Cut you up with a linoleum knife" song?
     
  10. sowega

    sowega #710

    The movie itself is beyond terrible, but the opening of Belly is audiovisual bonerworthy.
     
  11. 600 dbl are

    600 dbl are Shake Zoola the mic rula

    Yup

    Don't talk, watch!
    Don't talk, watch!
    You came here. Watch it.
    Don't like it? Walk out.
    We still have all your ****ing money.

    Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
    I'm sitting there!
    I am everywhere at once
    and I will cut you up.

    If you make out here,
    I will cut your lips and tongue
    from your head
    with a linoleum knife.

    Do not explain the plot.
    If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
    Your money is our money
    and we will spend it on drugs.

    Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
    Be considerate to others,
    or I will bite your torso
    and give you a disease.

    Did you bring your baby?
    Babies don't watch this.
    Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.
    Run over it after the show.

    If I see you videotaping this movie,
    Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
    and dissolve your testicles
    and turn your guts into snakes.

    This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner.
    If I find that you've sold it on eBay,
    I will break into your house
    and tear your wife in half.
     
  12. jimraynor21

    jimraynor21 Well-Known Member


    Im 27 and I will say that the Crystal Skull was a disgrace to the franchise. Raiders kicks ass.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    A Clockwork Orange.........well the whole thing kicks ass,not just the opening
     
  14. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    I liked that movie. Used to come on late night tv often back in the day.
     
  15. Rain Director

    Rain Director Old guy

    Yeah, but you never walked to a Saturday matinees at the movie house that was "healthfully air-conditioned" with the guys from down the block with a dollar you stole off the old man's dresser and used it for admission, a Coke and Rasinettes and watched the a double feature that had all the coolness of the opening of "Raiders."

    Sometimes it is better to be old.... ;)
     
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  16. bj

    bj Well-Known Member

    Three pages in and no one has mentioned Blazing Saddles? What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is going on here?
     
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  17. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    Star Wars
    Jaws
    Raising Arizona


    NOW end thread
     
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  18. redtailracing

    redtailracing gone tuna fishin'

    Faster. Yea I know I'm bias. But watching the footage (most of it in slow mo, iirc) while Ewan mcgregor calmly narrates the beautiful madness on screen still gives me chills.
     
  19. cortezmachine

    cortezmachine Banned


    That sounds so laborous


    Plug me in.
     
  20. Woofentino Pugr

    Woofentino Pugr Well-Known Member

    Ghostbusters
     

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