Beeb pitch in to get Linders on a bike for the Oct 5 race at Willow Springs

I think you misunderstood. I was saying that the vast majority of your conversations with him end up dragging us, the readers, into ass play. So, your post to @motion was highly suspect.

 

If you can't video the on track section of this adventure, PLEASE video the Parc Ferme action. You guys coming back to the pits after the race could be epic.

 

Personally I want to see what snackages will be brought to the track.

 

Rob will eat a dinner and snacks his wife prepared, @motion will have his caterer present.

 

Will do!! We even spoke about it being a bummer WERA isn't out here anymore. We’ve always had a soft spot for Evelyn and even you Lolol. Primarily because you helped kids, get out onto the track, with easy and safe rules and no BS. Plus you even let them run 125’s or eventually bigger bikes, once they proved themselves.

Now that i'm going out to the track again, did that EZ UP canopy top I bought from you ever make it out here? I think at one time you were going to give it to @mookdogg or @Hotfoot, but I don’t remember if that ever happened? If not, no biggie, but if it did I need to know who to call.

Only if he is loudly talking on a speaker phone. If we are on video, Rich is the better looking guy, that isn’t fat.

I thought I would lose weight in the month since I bought the bike. I’m up to 196 this morning from 192, when I bought it. I brought my leathers into the office last week, and my back protector this week, but haven’t tried to see if I fit. Been a bit to busy at work. Actually out on the road now, eating lunch after delivering a forklift, my driver is out today and we are actively hiring a new parts guy.

I also thought I would do work on the bike. I pushed it into my shop, adjusted the rear pit bull stand to fit and it hasn’t been touched since. Haven’t even mounted the lower which came unmounted, or tried to duct tape up the crash damage that happened on its last voyage.

I picked it up from the seller’s mechanic, who was paid to replace the clip on and put a new windscreen on it. I had delusions that I would refiberglass the bodywork. Retorque all the fasteners. Adjust the handlebars, clippons, and levers, to my liking, etc. I haven’t even sat on it, other than possibly the night I loaded it in the truck. I think it is GP shift, but I’m not sure, and there isn’t a sticker on the dash saying GP or normal like some guys do?

It’s almost time to send it!!! Just can’t come in last place!!

MUST STAY UPRIGHT!!

DO NOT FALL DOWN AND GO BOOM!!

 

My wife is on a healthy kick right now, so….. probably boring stuff. However, I bet she brings red grapes and watermelon, we both like those.

 

Yeah @Boman Forklift leave me out of your homoerotic fantasies… this is an R&R love fest… since you didn’t find me a bike… I’m off to Barber

 

Ha, I had it all lined up. 600 or a superbike. Beeeeeaaaaaaacccchhh


You were just afraid two old club racers were quicker than you.

 

Send the plane ticket… Birmingham to whichever socal airport you’re picking me up at…

 

I like both of you idiots, but since Motion is MIA- fuck that guy. Linders- show up as fat and hungover as possible and smoke that beeotch

 

You aren’t my offspring, why would I do that. Hell even Tyler is flying his ass out here on his nickel, and offered to split the hotel room with me.

I started laughing and told him I expected him to cover the tires, the fuel and all the food for the weekend too. As well as get my bike on and off the stands take the warmers on and off. Lolol

I know it won’t happen, but it was funny to say.

 

Motion would respond. He’s booted off the beeb right now.

 

That's impressive. Do you know how hard people try to get banned here and fail?

 

If I knew then what I know now I would have sent the GoPros!

 

Can you imagine how much better off he’d be if he put that kind of effort into a prenup?

 

I'm sure he did the second time....

 

Well I'm making progress. I can fit in this pair of leathers, but my old original Dainese back protector strap is almost too short to get around my abdomen.

 

I’m loaded up and look like a gypsy. I’m rolling it low rent, old school, in a Ranger with 279k miles, and didn’t even bring a canopy. I’m running out of room.

Not totally old School I guess, because I did bring tire warmers and slicks, but no K591’s.

 

That's a tire I haven't thought of in a long time! I once tried to fit them on a VF500F, against the advice of Jack Smith (what was his shop name?). The front was probably designed for an FJ1200 or something. Had to cut my front fender all up. Guess how well they warmed up at Slippery Point? Yeah...

Sometime in the early 90s we were at Mid-Ohio and Glenn Szarek decided he would install some fancy new radial tires on his FZR600 just before the race to replace his 591s. I think he made it to turn 3 or 4, where he went off the inside and crashed.

I've been making noise to continue my Never Was ways with AHRMA next season at NJMP.