Now...once you take delivery sit in the bay and blast the stereo for about the same amount of time you had to wait for it.
Make sure you take hearing protection as I would first play heavy metal for an hour followed by hip hop where every second word is a cuss word. They will probably call the cops fifteen minutes after you start this and the SWAT team will get you and the car will be impounded as evidence. Congratulations on the new beast.
Yep. It was my birthday present. No shit. Jerry texted me on my birthday last week and was like “Your Cayenne Turbo GT is good to go. It is ready to be picked up whenever you are ready - Happy Birthday” I know the system knows when my birthday is because I got one of those automated emails from Porsche. So I don’t know if it actually worked out like that, or if maybe it came in a few days before and he just waited till my birthday to tell me since he knew I was stuck out of the country anyway. Either way I reckon it doesn’t matter, it made my birthday awesome.
It's actually been ready for months, but Jerry just wanted for it to be special and waited till your birthday to give it to you. The whole "amp" thing was a ruse.
So I want to hear what you think the first time you floor it and what you think about it in the curves. Probably drop off Lovette before that though. We don't want you holding back and getting smacked in the arm while you need to be controlling your vehicle.
After all you've gone through to get this far, I hope it carries you further than you've ever gone before. On another note, did you hear Porsche is making a one-ton tow vehicle? Nah, me neither.