AHRMA Dissolution?

why would you buy a cake if you can get a free piece of pie every now and then?

 

For 83BSA:

As a gentleman of wit, graced with a loquacious fluency in both verbal and
written format, surely you would not take issue with perhaps the greatest
of wordsmiths, William Shakespeare:

"What's in a name? That which we call a PIE
by any other name would smell as sweet."

-Romeo and Juliet,
Act II, Scene 2

" A PIE! A PIE! My Kingdom for a PIE!"

-Richard III
Act 5, Scene 4

I trust this offering will lay to rest, permanently, this scurrilous attempt to defame the venerable PIE! Let us now move on to more pressing business.

 

Old British Chant

Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bastard,
You fat bastard,
You ate all the pies!

 

Decent cake is better than great pie.

I know that you guys are thinking that I'm an antipieatarian, but I can't help it. I just love cake.

 

No pie for you...

 

Poetry Pie

Elizabeth Galbraith








I see it there
Sitting on the table ledge
Calling to me
Read me! Read Me! READ ME!
How delicious it looks
With all its wordy goodness
Covered in descriptions
Filled with deep thoughts

I am on the way to the poem
I creep nearer
Finally the poem is merely inches in front of me
I feel the warmness of the words
Flowing towards me

My hands creep nearer
As they grab the knife
I cut it into pieces to better understand
I place a piece in my mouth
It sits there dissolving into me
Word by word it becomes Clear
Finally, once the poem is gone
My mind grasps the meaning
So deep,
So tasty,
So true.​

 

Cry "Havoc" and let slip the PIES of War!!! - Marcus Antonius

 

Lord Of The Pies

All must hail the Lord of the Pies,
Who instills a sense of awe inside
Each and every pig that resides
Within the grasp of the Lord's great cry
For meat, or some other delectable prize
To fill his monsterous legions of pies
Who'll roam the land and kill all who despise
That great and mighty Lord Of The Pies.

 

This thread is proof that Vintage guys can argue over ANYTHING! Including PIE versus cake!

Is this a great country, or what?

 

First, I don't know who thinks they're getting free pie, but just like lunch, there ain't no free pie. All pie comes at a cost.

Second, you simpletons have got to get beyond the basic pie pan. There are also cake pans which are very similar to pie pans. But then you have spring form cake pans, marvelously complex mechanical devices which can produce absolutely incredible products which far exceed anything a pie pan could hope to produce. Now I understand that Charles as a 2 stroke guy would fail to appreciate the complexities of mechanical devices (a la valves, cams, rocker arms, etc), but Bob? Come now. Certainly you can appreciate the mechanical opportunity the spring form pan yields.

For example, the spring wall of such a device could be easily shaped and used for . . . say . . . a chain guard, if one desired. There you go. Cake wins again.

 

Objection, your honor, relevance of baked goods forming device to argument over the superiority of the aforementioned baked goods themselves. Move to strike.

 

You need a new lawyer.

 

I object to counsel’s reference to any forming device on the grounds that it violates the work product doctrine. :tut:

 

Yeah, well, I could be a TV pseudo-legal-drama writer with a line like that; after all, I just made it up!

Be that as it may, I find it interesting that the lawyers on this thread seem partial to cake. I sense an anti-PIE conspiracy on the part of the legal profession!

 

EXTRA! LAWYERS OPPOSE PIE!

American Institution Originally Borrowed From Germans Is Under Attack!

Preference For Cake vs. Apple Pie is Un-American, Say House Leaders!

(After All This, Have You No PIE, Sir? Have You No Pie?)

 

We "simpletons" as you put it, have moved far beyond the crude, 12th century pie pans you apparently are still using. We're into titanium pie pans,
and the lads at the Skunk Works have produced some 'stealth' pie pans, which are and have been, heavily classified. Would I even begin to grasp the
"complexities" of valves, cams, rocker arms, ad nauseum? Yes, yes I would,
sufficient to understand that anyone who enjoys the grinding and rattling of those (in your case, counselor) British made 'parts' is indeed, a tragic and bewildered figure who stuffs himself with the hideous ingredients found in cake to forget what the rest of us "simpletons" have found out: that there is absolutely no substitute for PIE! I rest my case.

 

Trick PIE pans but old bikes

 

Yes, yes it is. Good men have PIED for this country.

 

I would like to thank the responsible parties for making this thread possible. Without their ridiculous antics this highly entertaining debate regarding PIE would never have happened.

So, here's to you, and you know who you are...

...may you eat delicious PIE over the holidays, and ruminate over the current situation.

 

scandium pie pans are the new wave