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Dude.

Seriously.

Fix the pipes on that Duc.

Now.

Immediately.

WTF.

 

It's a Donger..?

 

some assembly required?

 

I'm sure I'll regret asking this question, but what's a man to do if his testicles are suspended at different heights? The lack of symmetry has to be of some concern.

 

Wear boxer briefs that gold then level/even.

 

Wait. Every man's testicles hang at different lengths. One always hangs a little lower than the other.

 

It looks like a chick with a bad boob job where one nip is aimed down and the other right.

 

I bought them used from a dude on ducati.ms. When I installed them, I found out they had been crashed, but I really don't care. Its a beater Hyper.

 

Pretty happy with this thing for $1,349! 4 hours later and giving the niece riding lessons.

 

$1350?! Where from?

 

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say China

 

I actually had a really good experience with these guys. The gas tank is dented, so we will see what happens...

https://www.megamotormadness.com/product/dir089-250cc-motorcycle

 

Incredibly inexpensive. Road legal in Cacaphornia?

 

I don't think they can sell to kalifornia bummer.

 

I've ridden worse. Even before Instagram

 

pipes like...

 

Maybe he bought it off of Forest Whitaker?

 

Is the engine based off something that has parts available?

 

Get the poor child some boots...

 

C’mon there is no money left for safety gear after a $1350 purchase.