The only obvious solution is to superglue themselves to the road https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/worl...erglued-to-the-road-in-shoreditch/vi-AA12Zrsq
Also punishing the poor store employees that will have to clean this mess. Clearly these kids never experienced consequences to their actions.
Not a viable option, but I would love if traffic could be diverted and those people were just left there. I bet in a few hours they would get bored and have to "unglue" themselves.
So, what laid the egg that the "proto-chicken but really just a chicken" came from? Was it an actual proto-chicken or just a chicken? If it was a chicken, then chickens have existed since the beginning of time, because this is now an infinite loop going back through time. Maybe chickens ARE time. Are chickens our true maker? Are we slaughtering our creators for sustenance? Either way, I'm still going to Chick-Fil-A for lunch.
That was my first thought also. The only person they are penalizing is the worker who is probably being paid minimum wage that will have to clean it up. I couldn’t agree with your last statement more. This is reason #6,954 why uppercutting stupid people should be legal and widely accepted. When somebody does some stupid shit like this, the closest bystander should be able to (and obligated to) walk over and knock the fuck out of them. With the social media reach, it wouldn’t take long for people to realize doing stupid shit has painful consequences. This bullshit would end soon.
So the W part of SJW seems to indicate a desire for violence. You could probly argue in favor of using force to dissuade kooks in FL if you felt your life or property was in danger. A solid kick in the genital region might help make sure they don't breed at least.