“My truth”

Anyone who says that bullshit needs to be repeatedly uppercutted in the junk.

The is no such thing as “my truth”. There is only THE truth.

There is “my opinion”, or “my perspective”, but there is no “my truth”.

Every time some fuckstick says that horseshit I want to slap the fuck out of them.

 

Jerry, just remember: it's not a lie if you believe it.

 

You racist bigot! (Insert some other istaphobe here.)

 

Closing eyes……refraining-refraining-refraining-refraining

 

*hits blunt*…. Just let people live their truth man




The rest of us are busy working together toward an objective goal of civility.

 

What about if it’s the truth but a lot of other people believe the opposite? Stuff like soccer is ghey and stupid, NASCAR ain’t racing, the world 300 class is worthless and should be dropped from the world stage or papa johns and the other giant chain delivery pizza places are not real pizza and should be forced to changed the name of their product to ketchup on cardboard?

 

It’s a figure of speech that is in vogue now.

And you’re just aggravated you don’t know precisely where your vehicle is now and when you get to pick it up. Don’t they ship those things from the factory with a GPS tracker and provide you an access key so you can uplink to the satellite? No? Slackers. Maybe a suggestion for the next vehicle.

 

New one on me. What I do hate is when I say thanks to someone and they retort with, "I appreciate you". WTF does that mean?! The correct response is, "You're welcome".

 

You're obviously not a mathematician.

Cheers,

Dave

 

Then it is still the truth. Agreement is not necessary.

 

We appreciate your input on this matter.

 

So much this. 'Preciate it...of course you do now say thank you.

 

My impeccable truth.

Is that better?

 

Ok, that might have something to do with it.

I have the Porsche app and the VIN is linked with my personal information, so the car is showing in my app. But I can’t track its exact location yet because I’m not paired with it.

I was provided a PIN, and I need to be physically in the vehicle so I can enter my PIN into the infotainment system. Until I do that, I can’t track it on the map.

 

I just had to pull over and laugh my ass off. I got a mental image of @Gorilla George and Jack Nicholson stopped on a bridge with traffic backing up behind them singing a duet of "I Feel Pretty..."

 

It annoys me as well, just like "giving back". Nobody gave me shit, so when I give it is giving. Not giving back.

 

When I was an intern, I had a mentor who always told me that "perception is reality" and it really pissed me off. After a few years of working experience, it really sank in for its meaning and now I feel the same.

 

WTF

 

Im gonna start truth checking u fuckers. Um well no only papa and broome