The exact last few sentence you said aloud to anyone for any reason before you sat and quietly started reading the BBS? Mine was to Opie about lunch: "Aight, I'll just mosey over to Marmo around 11:00."
"I see clouds, just a few clouds." This was over the impending doom of Ophelia hitting tonight sometime to a co-worker.
"Thank you officer." after he let me off with a verbal warning (72 in a 55). Luckily he didn't see me earlier when I was doing 110 I was running a little late to work this morning....
The cats at least listen while dumb asses look at you like you're speaking greek as they wander off with a Hilti TE16 Hammer drill to drill holes in OSB.
"One bed is for playing in and the other is for sleeping. I swear." To a girl at my work that asked why when any of us from work go out of town why we all get our own rooms but have 2 doubles in each.