Sitting in the waiting room…

No, I’m not jamming to some Fugazi…unfortunately.

Kiddo has her first appointment with a REAL therapist. I was invited in by the therapist. Left it up to Tall Child, who decided to go it alone.

Leaving me here in the waiting room with “soft and dulcet sounds” and a pile of magazines to look through.

Then, a vision walks in, a veritable goddess. Tall, fit, with beautiful long hair…ginger hair!

I’m in love. Think I need to develop some maladjusted mental conditions just to have an excuse to come gaze into her dreamy gray-green eyes.

Anyone got any ideas on personality disorders I can fake?

 

Have you read your posts on here? I'm not entirely convinced you have to fake shit!

 

Tell her your name is Cortez.

 

Tourette’s.

<whistle> “whoa boy, whoa boy. Hot woman! Hot woman!

or if you think she’s a freak. . .

<snap> wanna wear your ass like a hat! Nah nah nah!

 

You really think you need to fake a personality disorder?

 

Ask @Steeltoe what your next move should be.

 

Right. Perfect.

Multiple personality disorder.

I’d like her to find out if I’m circumcised herself, not by seeing my living room furniture.

Did I mention she’s a ginger?

We should probably get to know each other a little before I invite the rough sex….

Good idea! I’ll tell her I’m Canadian! At the very least I’ll get some sympathy.

I thought asking here was @Steeltoe only move?

 

So you're hot for a chick that's seeing a therapist.

Have you not learned your lesson about stickin yer pecker in crazy?

 

Surreptitious pics.

Now.

 

She *is* a therapist, you dolt!

She left while Tall Child and I were talking to her therapist and figgering out scheduling.

Good news is kiddo wants to continue with in-person instead of virtual, so I’ll have another chance.

 

Even worse!

They are *ALL* batshit.

 

The “she’s a ginger” told me that, without knowing her profession

 

and a red headed one at that!

 

Meeting women at a therapist's office does not sound like the best of ideas.

 

Nymphomania, priapism and borderline personality disorder combined.

 

Did you show her you can part your hair with your tongue?

 

Long term? No. Short term? Oh hellllll yes!!

 

This place delivers

 

Take a cold shower and read some divorce court depositions.

 

the rarest eyes on earth… sounds like the auburn haired type if she was tall… like the ones that actually tan a little and not the pasty white skin tone… the most dangerous of all gingers… the hot ones

good luck Egg! Cover your ass, and balls and anything else you value…