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Kawasaki Disease

Discussion in 'General' started by ChemGuy, Feb 27, 2024.

  1. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

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    This is a very dangerous disease. Symptoms include:
    slowness
    lack of velocity
    chicken strips
    parking in corners
    posing at starbucks
    dropping bikes at low speed in parking lots for no reason
    generally poor riding

    Please make sure to keep an eye on your kids or they could end up like this....

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    or this...

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    Or worst of...

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  2. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    You’re just green with envy…
     
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  3. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Sounds similar to Suzuki disease. Only difference is Suzuki disease hasn't been updated in a decade or so.
     
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  4. MGM

    MGM Well-Known Member

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  5. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    Ya'll gon catch an ass whoopn when Steeltoe see's this suzuki bashn!!
     
  6. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    Worst of them all is Yamaha Disease.....

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  7. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    Hey, that was uncalled for.
     
  8. pickled egg

    pickled egg There is no “try”

    Unlike the Honda disease, where you just bore the sufferer to death…
     
  9. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    I'll kick your ass!
     
  10. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    Now its gettin fun
     
  11. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Someone's gonna have to draw 'Toe a map.
    In crayon, so he can understand it.
     
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  12. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    He probably has one from 2007 that would still work. No changes since then.

    Like his liter bike.

    Oh snap!
     
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  13. Dave Wolfe

    Dave Wolfe I know nuttin!

    If youre lucky he'll bring some of those krystal burgers up to you
     
  14. BC

    BC Well-Known Member

    You're the reason Muzzy makes Broad heads you dik sniffer.
     
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  15. thrak410

    thrak410 My member is well known

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  16. Once a Wanker..

    Once a Wanker.. Always a Wanker!

    Is it still considered a disease, if you aren't suffering?
     
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  17. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

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  18. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    It's been determined that you have committed fraud when nobody was defrauded, so I think you can have a disease without suffering.
     
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  19. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner


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  20. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    "Doc, I have this weird "s" symbol on my body that just changes location every year"

    "do you have any pain and discomfort anywhere?"

    "no, I feel exactly the same as I did last year, except this symbol is over here now. I mean, I DO have this overwhelming sense of underachievement, and feeling as though I'm stuck in a rut, and my peers are advancing and leaving me behind, but other than that, exactly the same"

    "hmmmm, strange indeed".
     
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