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Bunch y'all are just jelly that you haven't gotten an alien anal probe.

(That's when they put a big hoop-a-joo, up yer butt).

 

Those weren't aliens... You were just really stoned.

NTTIAWWT

 

Ive only been abducted and anally probed 7 times so far

 

Hello boys, I'm (broke)back?

 

You ain't right Dave.

 

In fairness, he did get the E.T. finger-in-the-fanny treatment 7 times…

 

Oh, you had the same alien abduct you I see!

 

Nah. I got the cow-turned-inside-out treatment.
























I got better.

 

THAT explains why you look like Gandalf!!

 

Pretty sure your phone number is written on a bathroom wall in the Alpha Centauri spaceport.

 

f alll u guys