Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

welcome to my humble commode

 

How doo you doo that?

What's the scoop?

 

I got a couple more rooms like this in this place. I recommend not coming home half loaded and using the bathrooms. You'll puke before you get to the shitter.

 

One of the dots is unevenly spaced. I'm not telling you which one.

 

Do you use that toilette bidet or only binight?

 

Like fuck I'm going to touch that remote...

(I think it's a remote on top of the tank)

 

Aww, don't be skeert. Touch it. More refreshing than a breeze up your shorts.

 

Whoever did the framing and then the drywall did EXCEPTIONAL work. Extremely rare to see walls that straight.

 

Yep, when I first saw the paper I thought it was gonna be a shitshow.
Within a 1/4 inch on the ceilings, corners were about dead on.
Sadly the door jambs are nearly all not plumb.
Wife refuses to use the porta potty and said the seats are heated.

 

You meant "predictably" the door jambs are not plumb. I don't know why guys find it so fucking hard to hang a door properly. I got aggravated and spent several days pulling and re-hanging every door in the old house. Not a single solitary door in the place was plumb and none of them had consistent gaps. I can not tolerate that bullshit.

 

Perhaps it's because it would take several days to satisfy your average OCD....

 

Neighsayer....

 

That's the mane issue.

 

Stop yer horsin' around...