Not for you dudes that want to or identify as Randy Savage . . . oh yeeeah But for you mustache and goatee guys. For all you Freddie Mercurys, Sam Elliots, Burt Reynolds, Greg Nortons (Husker Dus, Husker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Daisers. . .), Joe Dirts. . you get the point but this is questions for you all. I finally hit puberty (waiting on the growth spurt) and took the time to grow in a semi respectable moooostache and goatee (plus I was too cheap to buy new blades and order up the shave gel) and Sam want me to keep it for awhile so, why not. Questions are what do I need to do with this stupid ass series of facial hair? Wash it like hair but do I need to condition it? Is there product I need to put in it to keep it from looking like saquatches' butthole? Really, this is my first one in my life. It's driving me freakin' crazy and it's more white than brown but it's there so why not roll with it? I'm sure in a few weeks I'll be asking how to shave the stupid shit off but that's then. and for your f@cks that asked if I now look like Hitler, f@ck off. It's a better mooostache than that. and if it comes in, yeah, I'll be Greg Nortoning it.
I tried a lot.of things, but the girl who trims my beard said normal shampoo and conditioner is fine.
Oil it at least once a week. Fried chicken grease works well, with the added benefit of making your dog like you.
I wash it same as my face. Condition occasionally. And beard oil fairly often. My wife chose one she likes the smell of…
i never had an issue that i noticed. i used regular shampoo and conditioner, and then some beard oil .
You'll need to have a long hard look at yourself, and with all honesty determine if you have a proper beard. There's a certain type of American male beard pattern you'll see that looks like pubes dangling from their chins. Some kind of cognitive dissonance going on there, but that shit has gotta go. So yea, post a picture.. we'll let you know.
Men's facial hair is like Yoga pants on women. Everyone seems to think they can pull it off, but it looks disgusting on all but .00014% of the population. Face full of pubes, and balloons full of cottage cheese and strange lumps. Bonus points if you adopt both fashion trends.
what kind of length are we talking... just past scruff or a couple weeks worth? Mine looks goofy past half inch.
I remember you saying you couldn't grow face hairs. That week I grew sideburns to show you at VIR. I took 4/5 days. I had those things for 10-15 years.
Yeah man, I tried once during the vids and it was the suck. This time, it just happened. still no sideburns or chops.
I shampoo and condition it with the same stuff as I use on my scalp every few days. I put this in it when I get out the shower to help tame it and run a brush through. https://www.scotchporter.com/products/beard-balm I also wouldn't stop with just the mustache and goatee, looks too Kenny Powers/Fat Steven Seagal. Grow a full beard like a real man
I can’t, the side doesn’t come in. If I could grow burns I’d be sporting Ben bostrom 90210 for decades. I look forward to shaving it off and doing all the stupid combos I can think of. Max Biaggi douche bag pencil mooostache, Hollywood soul patch, Lemmy. . .
Beard conditioner!? God damn it! If you use anything on your beard but the cheapest bar soap from the dollar store, shave that shit off. Some of you hit puberty without ever kick starting a British single, and it shows. I'm fucking horrified.