I call this ....

Parrot Farting

 

OK. What’s up with that footwear?

 

Those are socks? OK. Not following the bands across them.

 

Bob Hope Squatting.

 

Geeze, those are my GOOD socks, aint got no holes at the heel or big toe yet!!

 

If you stir, it all goes away. I like the Jesus toast better btw.

 

Sorry, never seen socks with those bands across them. Thought they might be some insulated sandals?

 

Aint u the crocs phobe??

 

What? Don’t get.

 

I think he’s sporting Jesus sandals.

 

Looks like an embryo.

 

Probably something like these.

 

Someone here has an utter hate for Crocs. Aint that you? Im figuring you mistook my beautiful socks for ugly crocs..

 

Not me, they’re not my favorite aesthetics wise, but they serve their purpose.

 

Everyone in Idiocracy wore crocs.

 

Nuff said.

 

I love that documentary.

 

If you look going right it looks like duck spitting.

 

I see it!!! Floating on the latte, butt to the left, head with a narrow bill on the right...

Edit: is it fucking racing season yet?