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Opening an urn??

Discussion in 'General' started by pjzocc, Mar 13, 2023.

  1. Fuck that. Haven't you seen any movies???

    You never know what might come out.

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  2. OldSwartout

    OldSwartout Well-Known Member

    That's the best idea, most adhesives and epoxies soften/melt at 400-500°F. Use a torch, slowly play it around the top, use an infrared thermometer to check the temperature. Wear safety glasses just in case. :)
     
  3. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    Was your MIL evil when she was amongst the living ? Just kidding, we know they all are. :D
     
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  4. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Stevie Tyler appears?
     
  5. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Just give them some ashes mixed with cement and tell em it's granny. They won't know.
     
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  6. pjzocc

    pjzocc Well-Known Member

    actually she was a strong independent woman and was very good to me!

    My EX-MIL however…
     
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  7. Tristan

    Tristan Well-Known Member

    I like cracking open a cold one as much as the next guy, but sheesh...
     
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  8. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Sure they’re accurate!
     
  9. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Only in "Rust".
     
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  10. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    Ouch!

    Definitely too soon.....
     
  11. tgold

    tgold Well-Known Member

    I just got a picture of the lid blowing off and the OP's face covered in MIL dust:eek:
     
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  12. tl1098

    tl1098 Well-Known Member

    Tell your kids no?
     
  13. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    R.jpg
     
  14. pjzocc

    pjzocc Well-Known Member

    not my kids. In-laws
     
  15. tl1098

    tl1098 Well-Known Member

    Sorry,duh....Give them the Urn,tell 'em to get crackin?
     
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  16. lopitt85

    lopitt85 Well-Known Member

    I almost said this, but didn't want to sound like a dick :crackup:
     
  17. sharkattack

    sharkattack Rescued pets over people. All day, every day

    Gaylord Focker proved that point.
     
  18. sharkattack

    sharkattack Rescued pets over people. All day, every day

    Maybe grab some ashes from your grill, give it them, and call it a day?
     
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  19. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    The answer is always C4. :D
     
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  20. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Diamond saw blade or a grinder. Or drill a hole.
     

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