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Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Discussion in 'General' started by bitchcakes, Sep 27, 2014.

  1. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Mostly it's because I'm a dumbass and don't treat it until it gets ... out of hand... (sorry, I had to).

    My heredity is a mystery on the paternal side and all of the maternal side is dead or oughta be, we don't talk.

    Hydration could probably be better. I eat pretty well.

    Dogshit isn't caustic that I know of, though I really try not to touch it, you really can't doo 40 yards a day picking up ~100 pounds of it a day without at least occasional inadvertent contact. When (sh)it happens, I have a bottle of hand sanitizer in the glove box, but no, I don't use hand sanitizer on a regular basis. Don't really even wash my hands that frequently. I have an immune system that doesn't have ear straps or fog up my glasses when I breathe. :D

    I don't really know what it's from, but it seems to be getting worse each year.


    Well, it's a big job. :p
     
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  2. Yzasserina

    Yzasserina sound it out

    OK, sounds like you’re a dude. Ex: Fred, you’re half Norwegian. Use. Fucking. Sunblock. :rolleyes::)
     
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  3. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    What I’ve learned:

    @auminer should have married the Avon lady.
     
  4. R1M370

    R1M370 Dr. P Ness

    A local farmer swore this was the best for the dry cracked skin hands.
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  5. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    Bag Balm is a very good hand cream.

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  6. Buell1965

    Buell1965 Well-Known Member

    Bonneville maybe , i have that issue of cycle world around here somewhere
     
  7. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    Vaseline.
    The original in a tub is 100% petrolatum. If you rub it in thoroughly, it's not a greasy mess.
    You can get a formulation that also has vitamin E and a bunch of other shit in an easy to use tube.
    Either way, it doesn't moisturize, it locks in your own moisture so your skin can heal the way it was meant to.

    For you painters and mechanic types, put it on before you get busy. Makes personal clean up easy.
     
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  8. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    Yzass already corrected us. I thought I remembered it being a '76 Eldorado, from the book...that was a looong time ago.
     
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  9. Linker48X

    Linker48X Well-Known Member

    Try superglue to stick shut cracked cuticles. You can also use it to cover and armor small sores. It lets natural healing happen. That stuff was originally made to stick wounds shut. It’s the only thing that works for me in the long, dry, cold Alaska winters.
     
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  10. kenessex

    kenessex unregistered user

    Moving worked for me, although WI isn't that much better, at times.
     
  11. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

  12. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Wow! Never thought I’d ever hate a tit :p
     
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  13. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Have some pity. This broke him. He'll put up with anything not to re-live this moment.

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  14. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Fuck’em!! :crackup: :flag:
     
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  15. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    I missed this post earlier. Doesn’t that burn like a mofo??!!??

    I can only imagine that feels like sticking a lit match into the end of your finger! :eek:

    I may do a test run on the next wound I get on a less sensitive area. I just can't see myself putting cyanoacrylate in a wound in which I can already feel every heartbeat.

    Chickenshit, I guess. :D
     
  16. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Of course it fucking stings.

    And then it stops.

    Pull out your tampon.
     
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  17. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

  18. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

  19. MGM

    MGM Well-Known Member

    Glacier Bay..
     
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  20. fastfreddie

    fastfreddie Midnight Oil Garage

    Pinch the wound closed, paint the seam.
     
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