Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Even a kid like me can squeeze a Dicken's Cider box!!!!!!!!!!

 

Alchemy day today.








Plus 20 gallons of gas and a lunch for me and the missus at our favorite hamburger joint.

 

wow nice!!

 

I don’t see no gold there.

 

Nope. The only gold I have is my wedding band and what I pulled out of the dirt myself. When and if the gold/silver ratio swings the other way I'll buy a Krugerrand or two.

I'ma need a few more pounds of base metals for the transmutation ceremonies.

 

I love how scarred and freshly bandaged your fingers are!

 

When you get old, your skin is like crepe paper. In the winter it gets dry, too. I could probably cut myself with a friggin q-tip right now.

Old SUCKS!

 

When you gonna spend some of that money?

 

Astronomical.

 

I see what you did there

 

It works.

 

Like most things i Norge, it just makes sense.

 

Aquaphor is pretty good too. Stay away from anything with water in it.

 

I'll probably diversify some out when it gets to ~80/ounce.

 

My skin is way past anything OTC. The only thing that keeps it remotely at bay is a marble sized dollop of animal lard rubbed in with the contents of 3 big vitamin E capsules. Rub it in good right before bed and then put on nitrile gloves and sleep with them on. During the day, a bandaid infused with vitamin E juice over the split fingertips. It really sucks when the right thumb tip gets split because it makes it really hard to text and drive.

(kidding)

 

That’s new to me. Hereditary? You hydrate? And I mean hydrate, I pee every 20 minutes. What’s your diet like? Other health issues? Exposure to caustic substances? Of course you needn’t answer, just a curious issue to me… seems something’s not working right… and you’re not old enough for it to be age?

 

That's his jerking off hand.
Too much wear and tear.