You're officially old when...

... you squat to pick something up, fart, and pee a little.

 

You don't get old. You just get grumpy.

 

Fuck you. I do not.

 

When you get old, you forget things.

 

When you hear a friend talking about a joint, you assume they mean a failing body part not a party favor.
You actually use your senior discount.

 

If you're not grumpy, then you aren't old yet.

 

When you:
Never pass up a bathroom
Never trust a fart
Never waste an erection

 

Just remembered. First thread I think I ever posted in here was similarly titled…grossed Papa out…apparently. Before I became 88/532 btw.

https://forums.13x.com/index.php?threads/25-signs-youre-getting-old.5102/

 

When someone references a ship 20 yrs (30?...commissioned 1944) newer than yours to show how old they are

RIP CV-43....fack me.

 

You are officially old when the Canadian government suggests assisted dying.

 

this is dark....you ok?

 

I’m fine. This is just a thing in Canada now. Just saw a story on the news while waiting on an oil change where multiple vets were offered it by the government. Canada is turning into a bad place.

 

Let me think. I'ma try to do this without looking...

Midway was 41, so.... Coral Sea?

And Kitty's keel was laid in 56. Commissioned in 60.

If I recall correctly, the keel laid was originally supposed to be the Constellation, but there was a fire on the ship that was supposed to be the Kitty Hawk, delaying construction. To keep the launch dates and hull numbers in order, they just did a switcheroo.

Navy trivia. Yay.

 

So sorry

 

You know you're old when..uh uh..... damn it I forgot what I was going to say

 

When you think a tranny is a gearbox in your car.

 

I posted previously about my barber asking if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. Now Ive noticed another change, everyone has that 1 ear/nose/eyebrow etc hair thats thicker and longer and grows faster than the rest. Well now he seems to have invited his friends over, and they moved in.

 

Honestly..I will never forget hearing the cute girl calling me ...Sir..
When that bitch said sir,I knew it was over.Now I get it daily.

 

Your underwear starts falling off in your pants