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Beard

Discussion in 'General' started by Steeltoe, Oct 18, 2022.

  1. Phl218

    Phl218 .

    i sport from blank to Neanderthal. no real preference
     
  2. lee955i

    lee955i The Traveling Gnome

    A beard? In Florida? I don't know how all these overgrown garden gnome looking MFers down here do it. 2 days and i'm an itchy mess. Still, thanks to time, if I do grow it in I look like a miniature Sean Connery from Red October. In fact, one year i'm gonna grow it and go as "Micro" Ramius for Halloween. :crackup::crackup::crackup:
     
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  3. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

    beards are for flannel wearing, IPA quaffing Hipster d-bags.

    Now a sweet ass moustache, thats the way to go.

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  4. StanTheMan

    StanTheMan Well-Known Member

    Never been a fan of the “Snidely Whiplash”
     
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  5. GixxerJohn011

    GixxerJohn011 Well-Known Member

    Is there anything more shocking on the planet than when a canned beverage plucks one of your mustache hairs? The first time it happened to me literally brought me to tears.

    I used to grow a full beard pretty quick but just like my head my face is now going bald and all I can grow is a goatee without looking like I have mange.
     
  6. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Only shaved the mustache twice since high school and still tear up when it happens.
     
  7. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    I'm an Idris Elba in Luther currently. No way could I tolerate a Common the rapper. I don't own a comb or a brush and I plan to keep it that way.

    Been a long time since I rocked one and my rosey cheeks were warm this 33 degree morning.
     
  8. pfhenry

    pfhenry Well-Known Member

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    You're not thinking..... Conversion!?
     
  9. deathwagon

    deathwagon Well-Known Member

    Only a small percentage of dudes have the facial hair required to grow a decent beard. Everyone else looks like they're walking around with a face bush of pubic hair. Give it up.
     
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  10. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Know what they call men who can’t grow a beard?

    Women.

    :Poke:
     
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  12. tl1098

    tl1098 Well-Known Member

    You spelled asshole wrong
     
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  13. Trainwreck

    Trainwreck I could give a heck

    35 years old but if I clean shave I look REALLLL young.. So I usually keep it 1/8 to 1/4".. I can get away with trimming once a week.

    My father on the other hand had a full beard damn near up to his eyeballs when he was a junior in high school. He grows more facial hair in a day than I do in a week. However, he was aggressively balding by the time he was 30. I on the other hand show no signs and have a full head. lol I think I came out pretty alright.

    Genetics are fuckin weird.
     
  14. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    In my world, having a beard is something completely different.

    For a sec, I thought that was what you were talking about.
     
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  15. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    I've been waiting for you since this thread started to post a picture of a gorgeous woman. You missed a great opportunity to win this. :D
     
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  16. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    I've been busy reviving a radio station. Haven't been on much recently.
     
  17. bigkaley

    bigkaley Well-Known Member

  18. pjzocc

    pjzocc Well-Known Member

    I have considerably more hair on my ass than I do my face. But when I don’t shave for a week my face is all itchy and it drives me nuts. I never shave my ass.

    But my ass always feels good.
     
  19. bigkaley

    bigkaley Well-Known Member

    :moon:

    :Puke:

    :D
     
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  20. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Lol :crackup:

     

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