Best breakfast cereal

^^this^^

 

Jesus.

Lol truth.

 

Honestly, I have no idea what GNs are made of. Is it pine?

 

Oak sawdust and a resin-based glue that is known to the state of Kalifornia to cause cancer and other birth defects

 

what ever doesnt make the cut for store brand parmesan

 

Fiber One Honey Clusters and almond drink! Mmmm!

 

Barley, flour, salt and dry yeast. Half of those are half the ingredients for beer. I'd tell you could add water, heat it, strain it, let it ferment, drink the broth and be completely shitfaced, but you need "live" yeast to make beer.
Mystery solved as to why you like 'em.

 

Too many favorites to have just one:
Golden Grahams
Cap’n Crunch (all varieties)
Cocoa Pebbles
Count Chocula
Honeycomb
Special K Red Berries

 

Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch. Once like every five years. Worth the pain on the roof of your mouth.

 

Skrew y’all and your PB Cap’n Crunch Haven’t had that in 17 years thanks to a nut allergy in da’houz. But yeah that “was” good stuff

 

What does that have to do with breakfast cereal?

 

Eliminates it.

 

Grape nuts is good sprinkled into yogurt if you’re into hippy healthy food.

 

I used to come home from practice while in high school and eat an entire box. Mom would be pissed.

 

You forgot a word

 

I was actually a late bloomer. When I finally tried it, both of my younger brothers cracked up at what a nerd I was

 

Absolutely not. "Breakfast" is just a loose suggestion. Closer to a description, really. Breakfast cereal tastes best at night.

 

I was talking about endorphins, Cheech.

 

I'm a child of the 60's, high only means one thing to me