Happy Independence Day to fellow Americans!

So they sweep the forest floors then?

 

Shit...in Iowa they sweep the corn fields too.

 

Yes but in order to do so correctly, a 5,000 page instruction manual utilizing proper English has to be developed then implemented on how to correctly pick up sticks. Sadly, it’s still undergoing its ninth review for updates and a final rewrite. Hopefully it will be completed and published for use in a couple of years with another year to fully implement.

 

Residue management is the name of the game. Disk ripper and vertical tillage for the win. No bloated procedural manual required.

 

Of course, they will all be high tech just for the sake of being high tech complete with a very efficiently written 1,000 page operator manual.

 

Seems a bit xenophobic to not publish the manual in every possible language.

 

Are you honestly saying Mexicans can’t understand English?

 

Do you identify as a Clingon?

 

Beta testing a new service, poo-boy?

 

No habla, mon ami.

 

Ok, I'll bite: what do I think it is?

 

The opposite of Woodie Guthrie.

 

Softie Guthrie?

 

Limp Bizkit

 

LOL so no more eucalyptus trees then, since they don't germinate without fire

 

Clearly Federal land.

 

You sure its not this?

 

Fuckers trying to steal one of Goldie's flags!!!