ashamed to say this was / is in my home town. Boca Raton. Happened right near the famous Boca Hotel (large pink one so famous in S Florida) and the putz actually walked home, left his phone in the car, wife spoke to the police. No DUI suspected? It pays to be rich.
That view reminds me of the ancient post herein of a real estate listing that had a funny photo. In the photos showing the home, if you looked out one of the windows, a dog was going grumpy in the yard.
lol "putz" the 04 - 06 Ford GT is an all time fav... reminds me when i was parking cars for a living... the owner of one said "yea you can back it up next to that stone wall, u got it" I replied with "No, I don't. I need a spot". After I parked it I said, "that car is going to be very valuable in the future." This was 2008 when It was a 100k car.
Snake porn. Somewhere I have pictures of three garter snakes having a ménage à trois in the bush that used to be beside my front steps.