Your momma so fat

But she beat Robby Bobby in a foot race for donuts.
That she wore RB’s pants and they were a size too small.
That RB and she can’t ride in an elevator together.

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But wait, there’s more.

Robby Bobby so fat your fat momma makes jokes about him.

robby Bobby so fat that he lost a foot race to a dead horse . . . and then ate it


I’ll reiterate, these are not mine. I’m simply the conveyor of such.

 

When I f@ck your mom, I lift up rolls until I smell shit, then go back one.

 

Her head is so big her cornrows has crop circles in them

 

You're sick.

 

That is disgustingly funny.

 

You should ask him what he does with her feet…

 

When she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house

 

I yelled this joke from the other side of her 3 days ago.

 

People. take tours on donkeys to the bottom of her creases.
Planes have to stop for fuel flying across her.

 

Your mama got a glass eye with a fish in it.

 

Jesus H Christ. That’s brutal.

I like the one about rolling a big bitch in flour until you find the wet spot, but this is even better.

 

true story..your mamma .. sat on my couch... and haven't seen the chihuahua for days!! altho she's been picking at her ass!! along with the walking barks!!!

 

Your momma so fat she gettin signs from the Lord.

 

Yo mama so old and fat Noah started marching animals two by two into her and realized it wasn't the Ark because he had too much room.

 

Repost?

 

1. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

 

God dammit.

Was gonna go with "I've seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs" and made a last second decision to change.

Didn't think there'd be too many other people getting the reference........mea culpa.

 

Classic lines.

 

Yo mama so dumb, when she heard the weatherman say it was going to be chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl and a spoon