Combined sites don't count. Pick *one*. 41,513,201 page views in a day are impressive enough without having to cheat.
Total Trolls vanquished: 12 Total people fought with whose name starts with an “S”: 3 Total times smacking around Green: 2573 Threads started that grind on HRCguy: At least 60 Total pieces of hate PM’s received: Not enough, so F@ck you, I’m not leaving.
I didn't know you worked with Steve. You guys need to let some lesser geeks like me in for a tour of the place. I have the whole month of July off. I think I can make that ride in a day.
But we already have too many geeks... the place is lousy with geeks. We've got so many that sometimes we throw them from the upper-floor balconies just to see how many tourists we can take out on the atrium floor. (okay, so that's just me who does that... co-ops are sooooo useful...)