Odd-Ball Picture of the Day

Jeeeeeezus.

RIP.


And R. I. P. that dude's asshole.

 

Damn...was that ejected or extracted?

 

my brother from another mother and no blood thanks to an amazing 1 push

 

I'm assuming said item is a solid object covered in you know what.

Let's just say after recently dealing with a bit of constipation due to a low hydration level, I was shocked on the ability of the exit portal to adjust to a diameter much larger than normal.

 

Cool story. NTTIAWWT.

 

And now, you know why the quoted image exists.



(and WTF does Pizza Hut still exist?!!?)

 

When the world ends.

Cockroaches and lawyers will only remain....

 

… along with kung flu.

 

And Keith Richards.

 

Sure, throw an old Corvette body or a Ranchero on a Blazer 4X4 chassis I'm OK with it, but that is just blasphemy.

 

No really...

 

Even turtles have millennial failure to launch offspring.

 

That's every family picture we have....with the grand son sticking his tongue out. Even with his mom yelling at him, he waits just until the last minute and whammo.

 

We are steadily approaching the state of humanity as portrayed in the movie Idiocracy...