NASCAR

Like ballerina feet ??

 

Hail Santa!

 

So a major Suzuki team owner makes an appearance to clear the air about next season and Toe parachutes in the very next day?
There are no coincidences.

 

That clears it up. Steeltoe is John!

 

The strike is over!

 

It's all starting to make sense now.

 

New phone. Who dis?

 

A Christmas Miracle is that it’s two pages in without a single NASCRAP.

 

Buy a ticket on Quantas and watch it live.

 

I have to guess the nascar playoffs have a 38% approval rating.

 

I don't think the New Australia lets the likes of me in (or out). (nor do I particularly care to visit anymore)

 

I can't fathom being an adult male and needing attention this badly.

 

But it’s so clever.

 

Good thing you didn’t acknowledge it.

 

Yes.

 

Anyone sleeping through, I mean watching, the race today?

 

What has 11,000 legs and 6 sets of teeth…..















Front Row at Talladega….