Goofy sayings from people...

"I never use the front brake. It's dangerous!"

 

Paired with, "Keep the shiny side up."

 

"Ass, grass or gas...nobody rides for free."

 

Bob’s your Uncle

 

Make a long story short ...
Bite the Bullet ..,
Three sheets to the Wind ..
he not playing with a full deck

 

From parents and grand parents

Mox Nix

Six to one, half dozen the other.

More beer or I'll appear (was yelled up from basement to get more beer sent down, but now applicable to any occasion)

Don't let the door hit you in the ass (whenever you threatened to leave/run away/quit).

 

Hang'in in there like a ham in a smokehouse......or
like a hair in a biscuit
like a wet booger

 

make sure the fuckin your gettin is worth the fuckin your gettin

 

It’s a horse apiece.


It’s a Wisconsin way of saying 6 of one half dozen of another

 

I'm knocked up.

 

Me too. But you know it's a real word now...

 

Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

 

Hotter than a whorehouse doorknob on nickel night.

 

Is a pigs pussy pork?

My uncle said it all the time if you asked a question where the obvious answer was yes.

 

Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

 

There ain't no bottom to dumb.

 

Ain't got a pair of socks betwen me and Europe.

 

That ship has sailed

Outside the Box

 

Drier than a popcorn fart.

 

He could fuck up a wet dream